Arizona

All this howling about the new immigration law is much tsuris about nothing.  Desert states aren’t supposed to be peaceful.

Hashem could have made Arizona a land of milk and honey — instead, he made it a land of cactus, rednecks and aged Yids.  Let’s respect that.

Hashem called the dry land "earth." And He saw it wasn't good. But He knew no take-backs!