The Bacon Nation — a heretical new Facebook group — now has more “friends” than we do.
This is not a good sign…
The Bacon Nation — a heretical new Facebook group — now has more “friends” than we do.
This is not a good sign…
Gerard Butler may be good-looking, but last I checked, he’s no proctologist. A good Jewish girl only lets doctors examine her.
Wait, Jennifer Aniston isn’t Jewish. But Rachel Green was. And Monica Geller was even more Jewish. Probably the Jewiest name ever on a sitcom — and she was played by Courtney Cox — another Gentile. No wonder they never had the special Simchat Torah episode. Oy.
10 years later, Friends continues to annoy…
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It isn’t enough I should accept friend requests from people I can’t stand, can’t remember, or don’t actually know — but now Facebook is making recommendations about how I should maintain these “friendships”?
Let me tell you something, Herr Facebook, I don’t want to write on Beth Lowenstein’s wall — I want to dance on her grave. Why don’t you come up with a “Facebook app” for that?