Trayf of the Week: Bacon Jam

Just when you thought it was safe to eat your bagels in mixed company, comes this devilish concoction.  Next time a Goyishe friend offers you a shmear, make sure you ask of what…

Sweet, spicy, savory and SO un-Kosher

San Francisco

Lloyd Schofield — a self-proclaimed San Francisco “infant rights activist” — is spearheading an effort to spear the beheading of male children.  In other words, he’s collecting signatures to ban male circumcision.  First they ban Happy Meals and now sad schvantzes.  What’s to become of everything in between?

Given that whole covenant of Abraham thing, it’s a rather ingeniously passive-aggressive way to exterminate Jews.

Trayf of the Week: Trapped at 30,000 feet

Passengers aboard a recent flight from Israel to London learned their dining options were ham melts and bacon baguettes.  In other words, pork… or French pork.  Savvy move from the Mephistophelean easyJet.

Someone must have let them in on a little secret — alter kockers can’t go more than 90 minutes without a nosh — even if their immortal souls are on the line.

Yes, it's super trayf. But... on the other hand...

Trayf of the Week: The Bacon Mug

In case you’re wondering, it’s filled with cheese.  You know, for that extra trayfy goodness.

But it's on a paper plate, so...

The Mighty Ducks

Just when we were finally recovering from Donald Duck’s S.S. video, the Disney Ducks are back to their goose-stepping ways, bashing a Jewish player.

Seriously, do they have any idea how much money a Hebrew hockey player could be worth in California?  Oh, right, forgot — that’s the Yid thinking.

How could they have forgotten about the great Goldberg?!


Who’s Giving Us a Bad Name This Week: JDeal

Apparently a couple of greedy Yids (yes, I know that’s redundant) have decided to create JDeal — a Jewish version of Groupon.  Guess they didn’t get the memo we already had one.  It’s called Groupon.

What, you think Goys are spending $4 for an $8 butcher coupon?

Trayf of the Week: Bacon Love Calendar

Just when you thought 2011 was starting off on a bad foot — what, with mysterious bird deaths and genuine tragedy — here comes the calendar that really lets you know this might not be your year…

Every day a little trayf...