Just when you thought it was safe to eat your bagels in mixed company, comes this devilish concoction. Next time a Goyishe friend offers you a shmear, make sure you ask of what…
Sweet, spicy, savory and SO un-Kosher
Lloyd Schofield — a self-proclaimed San Francisco “infant rights activist” — is spearheading an effort to spear the beheading of male children. In other words, he’s collecting signatures to ban male circumcision. First they ban Happy Meals and now sad schvantzes. What’s to become of everything in between?
Given that whole covenant of Abraham thing, it’s a rather ingeniously passive-aggressive way to exterminate Jews.
Passengers aboard a recent flight from Israel to London learned their dining options were ham melts and bacon baguettes. In other words, pork… or French pork. Savvy move from the Mephistophelean easyJet.
Someone must have let them in on a little secret — alter kockers can’t go more than 90 minutes without a nosh — even if their immortal souls are on the line.
Yes, it's super trayf. But... on the other hand...
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In case you’re wondering, it’s filled with cheese. You know, for that extra trayfy goodness.
But it's on a paper plate, so...
Just when we were finally recovering from Donald Duck’s S.S. video, the Disney Ducks are back to their goose-stepping ways, bashing a Jewish player.
Seriously, do they have any idea how much money a Hebrew hockey player could be worth in California? Oh, right, forgot — that’s the Yid thinking.
How could they have forgotten about the great Goldberg?!
Apparently a couple of greedy Yids (yes, I know that’s redundant) have decided to create JDeal — a Jewish version of Groupon. Guess they didn’t get the memo we already had one. It’s called Groupon.
What, you think Goys are spending $4 for an $8 butcher coupon?
Just when you thought 2011 was starting off on a bad foot — what, with mysterious bird deaths and genuine tragedy — here comes the calendar that really lets you know this might not be your year…
Every day a little trayf...
In this holiday season, we must be vigilant against all terrorist encroachments. Especially when they come wrapped in pretty packages.
Yesterday Israel shot down a “suspicious” balloon. These are the worst kind — because they’re also the best kind. What might be inside? A bomb? A camera? Confetti? We may never know — but we’ll be ready for what’s next.
Nutcrackers, I’m looking at you. Especially if you’re riding on a horse.
A Trojan horse.
Public enemy #1
It's okay to eat some bottom-feeders, as long as you get the big game, too
Egyptian shores have been devastated by a vicious series of shark attacks. And who’s to blame? That’s right — the Jews. Or, at least, secret Mossad-trained sharks. But who could have told Egypt? Hmm…
Sharks, I’m looking at you!
Clearly these narcing Sharks have never watched Munich — otherwise they’d know better than to mess with Mossad.
A Macy’s Santa Claus lost his job for telling a not-even-really naughty joke to an elderly couple of lapsitters.
This could never happen at a Chanukah party — and not just because of the whole Santa Claus thing.
Jews pay good money to hear dirty jokes. And to sit on laps.
He plays Santa Claus and Lazar Wolf