Barbara Walters is now Skyping on the view. If Baba Wawa has her usual effect, it’s only a matter of time before my mother’s judgey, judgey face is broadcasting out on the internet.
Children beware — stick to the self-pleasuring pervs of chat roulette.
Real danger is on the way…
If you were shocked by "Shit my Dad says" -- he's got nothing on my mom.
No, I’m not being dramatic.
Barbara Walters is no longer doing her pre-Oscar special. This year is her last — after that, kaput.
BTW, she's 80. This isn't a joke -- just amazing.
How can this happen? What kind of world would allow this? I haven’t seen an actual Oscar telecast in 25 years (that Johnny Carson just seemed fresh), but the lead-up was like the best mah jong game of the year. Every year.
Now? I have this taste in my mouth like a pastrami sandwich with mayo. Feh.
I'm just trying to have a conversation here...
Rosie’s been on the TV, chatting about her new lady friend. I don’t understand that particular plumbing situation, but it’s not my life, it’s not for me to say, yadda yadda yadda… you have to make yourself happy.
What I cannot abide is her attempts to explain away her disastrous stint on The View. You do not disrespect Barbara Walters — you cry on her command.
Baba Wawa is a lady golem whose lips have been kissed by Hashem himself.