Tag Archives: trayf

Trayf of the Week: Bacon Jam

Just when you thought it was safe to eat your bagels in mixed company, comes this devilish concoction.  Next time a Goyishe friend offers you a shmear, make sure you ask of what…

Sweet, spicy, savory and SO un-Kosher

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Trayf of the Week: Trapped at 30,000 feet

Passengers aboard a recent flight from Israel to London learned their dining options were ham melts and bacon baguettes.  In other words, pork… or French pork.  Savvy move from the Mephistophelean easyJet.

Someone must have let them in on a little secret — alter kockers can’t go more than 90 minutes without a nosh — even if their immortal souls are on the line.

Yes, it's super trayf. But... on the other hand...

Trayf of the Week: The Bacon Mug

In case you’re wondering, it’s filled with cheese.  You know, for that extra trayfy goodness.

But it's on a paper plate, so...

Trayf of the Week: Bacon Love Calendar

Just when you thought 2011 was starting off on a bad foot — what, with mysterious bird deaths and genuine tragedy — here comes the calendar that really lets you know this might not be your year…

Every day a little trayf...

Trayf of the Week: Cuddly Bacon Toys

The trayf tempters keep getting smarter, trying now not just to win the stomachs but the hearts of our youngsters.

Just look at that smiley self-confident shnook — he’s the care-free Goy we deep-down wish we could be!

Trayf of the Week: Bacon Soda

Jones Soda — the hip handcrafted soda makers — have come up with a holiday special that is decidedly non non-denominational.  That’s right, bacon soda.

For when you just need a trayf pick-me-up — and want to feel it burning all the way from your throat to hell.

Get it in the gift basket -- the savings make it a little Jewish!

Trayf of the Week: Kevin Bacon

Actually bacon Kevin Bacon.  Well, it was inevitable, wasn’t it?  If inevitable meant an offense against man and art.  Like my mother’s Long Island living room.

Looks more like bacon Conan O'Brien, no?