How could three little letters be so awesomely annoying?
After years of giving doctors something to know more about than the rest of us, now DNA is trying to claim Hitler was Jewish.
That’s right — annoying and anti-Semitic. Shame on you, deoxyribonucleic acid.
Don't look at me all innocent
It's just like a John Grisham novel!
Today is the first day of Elena Kagan’s confirmation hearings — and she has to share the headlines with Byrd, the longest serving senator in our nation’s history.
And an evil, anti-Semitic genius.
Even in death, the one-time KKK member had to stick it to the Jews.
For every Yid who’s picked up a bat or a glove, there are but two polestars: Sandy Koufax and Hank Greenberg. Two of the greatest baseball players ever were members of the tribe. But it seems like at least Greenberg’s legendary career may have been dulled by some anti-us-ism. Apparently Greenberg’s contemporaries didn’t like the idea of a Heeb holding the single-season home run crown.
It is high, it is far, it is... unfortunately circumsized
If you’re keeping score at home, baseball players are okay with random mediocrities and steroid-juiced freaks… just not nice Jewish boys.
Throw the schmuck down the well
So apparently John Mayer has “a fuckin’ David Duke cock.”
Or, in other words, John Mayer’s penis hates Jews.
Of course, John Mayer is half-Jewish.
We now know which half.
This is yet another warning to all you Heebs out there: Breed with a shiksa, and you get sons with anti-Semitic schvantzes.