Tag Archives: Hollywood

Who’s Giving Us a Bad Name This Week: Matty Beckerman

Beckerman is a Hollywood producer — not that there’s anything wrong with that.  And as all we know, Hollywood producers like money — not that there’s anything wrong with that.  But Beckerman’s film company is funded by Muammar Qaddafi’s son, who is reportedly happy to be in bed with a Jew.

I guess it’s a win-win.  But I haven’t seen the latest markets — what’s the Hollywood-to-terrorist cred exchange rate?

Qaddafi with the star of Big Top Pee Wee

Lunatics who can’t handle Muhammad drawings

Ever notice how Jews don’t threaten Holy War over big-nosed Yid drawings?  Perhaps that’s because we have better ways of exacting revenge.

You don’t see Mel Gibson headlining any Hollywood films these days, do you?

Elena Kagan

There’s thought that Jewish Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan might be bad for Hollywood — and since we run Hollywood, that would mean bad for us.

Though one has to wonder if she’s so anti-Hollywood, why is she dating Miranda from Sex and the City?

The look-alikes

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

The end of the world

No, I’m not being dramatic.

Barbara Walters is no longer doing her pre-Oscar special.  This year is her last — after that, kaput.

BTW, she's 80. This isn't a joke -- just amazing.

How can this happen?  What kind of world would allow this?  I haven’t seen an actual Oscar telecast in 25 years (that Johnny Carson just seemed fresh), but the lead-up was like the best mah jong game of the year.  Every year.

Now?  I have this taste in my mouth like a pastrami sandwich with mayo.  Feh.

Vanity Fair’s New Hollywood

New Hollywood?  Traditionally, “Hollywood” has always been a euphemism for Jewish — does this mean they’re trying to get rid of the Yids?  Given the Aryan assortment on the cover, I fear the answer is yeh.  The only possible Hebrew is Mia Wasikowska, and I think she’s legitimately “just Polish.”  At least she appeared in that Nazi-fighting movie, Defiance.  You know, the one that starred Daniel Craig and Billy Elliot as the worst fake yids since Brendan Fraser in School Ties.  New Hollywood indeed.

Not a Queen Esther in the bunch.