So here’s what my daughter knows about the Bar exam — apparently it’s very hard because some girl named Victoria, on some reality show called Downtown Girls, has failed it twice. It’s not possible that the girl is a moron — after all, she rebounded with another “bar exam” — applying for a job at an actual bar.
When will these kids learn there’s no shortcut to a real, fulfilling, successful life?
And when will Bravo make America’s Next Top Suburban Dentist? What, if you can’t beat ’em, overcharge them for gold crowns.

Yup, that's how it is, kids.