Tag Archives: baseball

The New York Post

Cutely jagged nicknames like A’jad may work for juiced up baseball players, occasional murderers/rap stars, and cast members of Tri-State based reality shows — but Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is none of those things.

Fanatical heads of state deserve effigies, not abbreviations.

I am crushing you with my f-gers!

The Yankees

For years, everyone (outside of New York) has accused the Yankees of excess.  They buy players, networks, self-named steakhouses in their own stadium.  I’ve never been bothered by it… until now.

A new report indicates New York Governor David Paterson may be indicted for his role in attending a Yankees game.

Really, Yankees, really?  You gotta pile on the most inept governor New York’s had outside of a musical?  What’s next, spending $424 million on free agents and then going out and winning the world series?  Oh, right, that was last year.

I can't quite make out that pitch... no, it's a shitball.

The Pope

Hey, you may be the Pope — but you are not infallible.  Everyone knows you can’t wear a blank baseball cap.

Even Hashem picks sides in these things.  And that side is the Yankees.

The Pope isn't taking his talents to Cleveland.

Lady Gaga

Could have been worse. Could have been Liza.

I’ve been going to Yankees’ games since you could call a player Gaylord Perry and it wasn’t a political statement.  So why is it I’ve never been invited to the locker room — and this Gaga kid has?

Is it because she’s wearing an open Yankees jersey over her underwear?  Because I wear the same thing to every game and all I’ve gotten is arrested.

Casual Anti-Semitism of the Week: Old-time baseball players

For every Yid who’s picked up a bat or a glove, there are but two polestars: Sandy Koufax and Hank Greenberg.  Two of the greatest baseball players ever were members of the tribe.  But it seems like at least Greenberg’s legendary career may have been dulled by some anti-us-ism.   Apparently Greenberg’s contemporaries didn’t like the idea of a Heeb holding the single-season home run crown.

It is high, it is far, it is... unfortunately circumsized

If you’re keeping score at home, baseball players are okay with random mediocrities and steroid-juiced freaks… just not nice Jewish boys.