Leviticus 11:9. Look it up.
I try not to get involved in the environment. I figure if a bunch of great minds — plus the maritally-challenged Al Gore — can’t solve it, they don’t need this Yid’s meddling.
But the oil spill in the gulf is out of control. Literally. I’ve heard people call it Biblical. This got me thinking. What if, through the oil and wreckage, shrimp begin to mutate and grow fins and scales?
You know how there are people who think the Holocaust was redeemed through the creation of the State of Israel? Maybe this whole messy megillah can be redeemed through making shrimp Kosher!
I’m not much of a fan of the Gores. They crusade against things I love — litter and explicit lyrics — and do it in the most sanctimonious, soul-numbing fashion. But at least they traveled as a unit and I could dismiss them as a pair. Now with their surprising split-up, they are going to be annoying me independently.
So believable at the time...
So do all politicians of yesteryear get to hawk their signature issues on network television? I’m looking forward to Golda Meir on next week’s House. I hear she still has a bone to pick about that whole Munich Olympics thing…Vodpod videos no longer available.