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Trayf of the Week: Bacon Jam

Just when you thought it was safe to eat your bagels in mixed company, comes this devilish concoction.  Next time a Goyishe friend offers you a shmear, make sure you ask of what…

Sweet, spicy, savory and SO un-Kosher

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San Francisco

Lloyd Schofield — a self-proclaimed San Francisco “infant rights activist” — is spearheading an effort to spear the beheading of male children.  In other words, he’s collecting signatures to ban male circumcision.  First they ban Happy Meals and now sad schvantzes.  What’s to become of everything in between?

Given that whole covenant of Abraham thing, it’s a rather ingeniously passive-aggressive way to exterminate Jews.

The Mighty Ducks

Just when we were finally recovering from Donald Duck’s S.S. video, the Disney Ducks are back to their goose-stepping ways, bashing a Jewish player.

Seriously, do they have any idea how much money a Hebrew hockey player could be worth in California?  Oh, right, forgot — that’s the Yid thinking.

How could they have forgotten about the great Goldberg?!

 

Children’s toys

In this holiday season, we must be vigilant against all terrorist encroachments.  Especially when they come wrapped in pretty packages.

Yesterday Israel shot down a “suspicious” balloon. These are the worst kind — because they’re also the best kind.  What might be inside?  A bomb?  A camera?  Confetti?  We may never know — but we’ll be ready for what’s next.

Nutcrackers, I’m looking at you.  Especially if you’re riding on a horse.

A Trojan horse.

Public enemy #1

Who’s Giving Us a Bad Name This Week: Sharks

It's okay to eat some bottom-feeders, as long as you get the big game, too

Egyptian shores have been devastated  by a vicious series of shark attacks.  And who’s to blame?  That’s right — the Jews.  Or, at least, secret Mossad-trained sharks.  But who could have told Egypt?  Hmm…

Sharks, I’m looking at you!

Clearly these narcing Sharks have never watched Munich — otherwise they’d know better than to mess with Mossad.

Santa Claus Firing

A Macy’s Santa Claus lost his job for telling a not-even-really naughty joke to an elderly couple of lapsitters.

This could never happen at a Chanukah party — and not just because of the whole Santa Claus thing.

Jews pay good money to hear dirty jokes.  And to sit on laps.

He plays Santa Claus and Lazar Wolf

Censorship

Two Bay Area Burger King employees were fired for a bit of workplace honesty — replacing the hollow “thank you” on drive-thru receipts with the more genuine “fuck you.”

Reminds me of all those Thanksgiving dinners when I’d bring home a new girlfriend.  She’d invariably tell my mother: “What a lovely home you have” — and rather than say “thank you,” ma would just reply, “You’re not good enough for my son.”

Okay, so it’s not identical, but…

I wonder what "supersize" came with...