Listen, Conan, I know you’re telling yourself this is just a temporary thing, soon you’ll be back in the holy land… but sometimes next year in Jerusalem means after several thousand years and millions of deaths.
Either way, I hope Andy sticks with you. He’s funny.
Hey, NBC, now that TBS is around, think you might fling feces at someone else? No? Okay.
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It’s been a long, sad slide from real estate tycoon to reality TV host, but the Donald seems to have finally hit rock bottom. He just showed up on an unwatchable (and actually unwatched) TV show to fire someone who doesn’t even work for him.
We have to assume that at this point the Donald roams the halls of NBC — and the streets of New York — firing cabbies, snow plows, and out-of-work actors.
The NBC big macher has made such a kugel of late night television I’m beginning to think he has a policy on the place. I don’t mean to suggest he’s a criminal — I’m just pretty sure the network is about to go up in a flash of Jewish lightning.
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