In this holiday season, we must be vigilant against all terrorist encroachments. Especially when they come wrapped in pretty packages.
Yesterday Israel shot down a “suspicious” balloon. These are the worst kind — because they’re also the best kind. What might be inside? A bomb? A camera? Confetti? We may never know — but we’ll be ready for what’s next.
Nutcrackers, I’m looking at you. Especially if you’re riding on a horse.
A Trojan horse.
Public enemy #1
Beckerman is a Hollywood producer — not that there’s anything wrong with that. And as all we know, Hollywood producers like money — not that there’s anything wrong with that. But Beckerman’s film company is funded by Muammar Qaddafi’s son, who is reportedly happy to be in bed with a Jew.
I guess it’s a win-win. But I haven’t seen the latest markets — what’s the Hollywood-to-terrorist cred exchange rate?
Qaddafi with the star of Big Top Pee Wee
Michael Steele is one thing, tokenism we understand, but thirty-two African-Americans running for Republican seats? What’s next a bunch of Jews campaigning for Chief Torturer of the PLO? Actually, that might be a good idea, take ’em down from the inside.
Wait, no, that sounds like terrorism.
Okay, forget the scheme, we’re just back to being annoyed.
Ain't no scandal like a Michael Steele scandal because a Michael Steele scandal don't stop.