Tag Archives: terrorism

Children’s toys

In this holiday season, we must be vigilant against all terrorist encroachments.  Especially when they come wrapped in pretty packages.

Yesterday Israel shot down a “suspicious” balloon. These are the worst kind — because they’re also the best kind.  What might be inside?  A bomb?  A camera?  Confetti?  We may never know — but we’ll be ready for what’s next.

Nutcrackers, I’m looking at you.  Especially if you’re riding on a horse.

A Trojan horse.

Public enemy #1

Who’s Giving Us a Bad Name This Week: Matty Beckerman

Beckerman is a Hollywood producer — not that there’s anything wrong with that.  And as all we know, Hollywood producers like money — not that there’s anything wrong with that.  But Beckerman’s film company is funded by Muammar Qaddafi’s son, who is reportedly happy to be in bed with a Jew.

I guess it’s a win-win.  But I haven’t seen the latest markets — what’s the Hollywood-to-terrorist cred exchange rate?

Qaddafi with the star of Big Top Pee Wee

Black Republicans

Michael Steele is one thing, tokenism we understand, but thirty-two African-Americans running for Republican seats?  What’s next a bunch of Jews campaigning for Chief Torturer of the PLO? Actually, that might be a good idea, take ’em down from the inside.

Wait, no, that sounds like terrorism.

Okay, forget the scheme, we’re just back to being annoyed.

Ain't no scandal like a Michael Steele scandal because a Michael Steele scandal don't stop.