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Tween Fashionistas

Every Jew thinks his kid is a prodigy — even if she eats the non-Kosher paste at school.  But pity the poor schlimazel who has to rationalize this daughter. “She’s a fashion celebrity.  No, she’s not a model.  Or a designer.  People throw money and access at her because she acts like a 13-year-old girl.  Yes, she’s a 13-year-old girl.  No, she still expects me to pay for college.”

And don't get me started on the cost of high-fashion orthodonture...