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Oprah honing in

Last month, we chided the Queen of All Media for her continued insistence on dispatching audiences to the four corners of the earth — and warned her to stay clear of the promised land.

So what did she do?

The Oprah honed in on the holy of holy lands — the Daily Show studio audience. And if that weren’t enough, she’s flying them to what was supposed to be Jon Stewart’s rally. That’s right, once again, a black person has co-opted a Jewish movement with all her media money.

Can’t we all just get along?

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So, apparently Oprah told her rapturous followers yesterday that she was going to take them all to Australia.  Listen, Oprah, I know what you’re thinking — it’s the end of the era, time to take everyone to the desert holy land.

But when we did it, O, it was without an air-conditioned plane.  Don’t think you can compete.

Oprah is not going to Australia to hit on Nicole Kidman. Again.