The first official U.S. visit to Israel since your election, and who do you send to talk about peace? Joe Biden, your embarrassing weirdo chauffeur?
You know what, you’re right. Peace talks aren’t delicate. We look forward to Biden ceding Cleveland to the Gaza strip.
It's all good. Russia's new ambassador to the U.S. is Yakov Smirnoff
Does this count as a Bidenism?
Isn’t the first rule of crashing a party not to draw attention to yourself?
We’ve crashed many a wedding at Leonard’s of Great Neck — but there’s no documentary evidence.
That is, other than this blog, which is, let’s face it… who’s reading this?