Tag Archives: doctors

Israel’s Winter Olympics Futility

What’s the matter with Israel?  I know it’s a desert country, but surely there are a couple of Mossad agents who could rock the biathlon.  If I have to watch China prove its dominance in one more arena, I’m going to stop pressuring my son to be a doctor and start pressuring him to be a Chinaman instead.

A sport Eric Bana Could kill in

Scientists

First off, we resent those who think we pick on scientists just because we’ve disappointed our mothers by typing little thoughts into little boxes.

Second, those mad money-squandering momma’s boys are at it again!  A new study shows why it’s so scary to lose money.  Yup, they’ve cracked it.  Maybe the next study will show why it’s so thrilling to have a nice shiksa bury your face between her breasts.

Don't worry -- now your wife will UNDERSTAND

Trayf of the week: Pig to Human Lung Transplants

In case you’ve missed it, there’s a bit of bacon-mania going on these days.  Bacon chocolate, bacon doughnuts, bacon potato chips…and now bacon vital organs?  Great.

Should I ever be unlucky enough to need a new lung, I’ll only be allowed in my own house on a paper plate.

The smugness of the non-ruminating beast has gotten out of hand.