Tag Archives: D.C.

Oprah honing in

Last month, we chided the Queen of All Media for her continued insistence on dispatching audiences to the four corners of the earth — and warned her to stay clear of the promised land.

So what did she do?

The Oprah honed in on the holy of holy lands — the Daily Show studio audience. And if that weren’t enough, she’s flying them to what was supposed to be Jon Stewart’s rally. That’s right, once again, a black person has co-opted a Jewish movement with all her media money.

Can’t we all just get along?

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The government

If you’re in Washington, D.C. today and thought you saw Rahm Emanuel go whooshing past on a toboggan… you’re probably right.  Seems the federal government has taken a snow day!

I’m not saying this government is soft, I’m just saying when my uncle Herschel had his haberdashery, neither snow, nor pogrom, nor genocide, nor the original Tiffany mall tour kept him from opening shop.

Daddy will push you as soon as he gets off the flying saucer