Tag Archives: actor

Trayf of the Week: Kevin Bacon

Actually bacon Kevin Bacon.  Well, it was inevitable, wasn’t it?  If inevitable meant an offense against man and art.  Like my mother’s Long Island living room.

Looks more like bacon Conan O'Brien, no?

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The Persecution of Doddering, Old Men

Not in the Bar Mitzvah album

Look, everyone’s zayde gets confused now and then.

He calls you by your father’s name, he mixes up the milchig and the fleishig plates, he breaks into a bank because he thinks it’s his home…

Such things happen.  We try to hide it from bubbeh.

We don’t call the cops.