Category Archives: Trayf of the Week

Trayf of the Week: Trapped at 30,000 feet

Passengers aboard a recent flight from Israel to London learned their dining options were ham melts and bacon baguettes.  In other words, pork… or French pork.  Savvy move from the Mephistophelean easyJet.

Someone must have let them in on a little secret — alter kockers can’t go more than 90 minutes without a nosh — even if their immortal souls are on the line.

Yes, it's super trayf. But... on the other hand...

Trayf of the Week: The Bacon Mug

In case you’re wondering, it’s filled with cheese.  You know, for that extra trayfy goodness.

But it's on a paper plate, so...

Trayf of the Week: Bacon Love Calendar

Just when you thought 2011 was starting off on a bad foot — what, with mysterious bird deaths and genuine tragedy — here comes the calendar that really lets you know this might not be your year…

Every day a little trayf...

Trayf of the Week: Cuddly Bacon Toys

The trayf tempters keep getting smarter, trying now not just to win the stomachs but the hearts of our youngsters.

Just look at that smiley self-confident shnook — he’s the care-free Goy we deep-down wish we could be!

Trayf of the Week: Bacon Soda

Jones Soda — the hip handcrafted soda makers — have come up with a holiday special that is decidedly non non-denominational.  That’s right, bacon soda.

For when you just need a trayf pick-me-up — and want to feel it burning all the way from your throat to hell.

Get it in the gift basket -- the savings make it a little Jewish!

Trayf of the Day: Bakon Vodka

Don’t let the less-than-creative creative spelling fool you, Bakon Vodka is really bacon vodka.

So far I don’t smell a conspiracy — I think Goys just drink.  But if this company releases Bakon Manischevitz, I’m calling the Anti-Defamation League.

Once and for all proving Mary's no virgin

Trayf of the Week: BCD Burger

There’s nothing in the world like a bacon cheese burger — including a bacon cheese doughnut burger.

Some culinary geniuses realized that dairy, trayf, and Krispy Kreme all canceled each other out, making for a sandwich that’s healthy and Kosher.  If you’re near an Indiana state fair — give it a try.

Don't look away. Learn.

Trayf of the Week: Chicken fried bacon

We still don’t know why you need to call something that hasn’t been fried in chicken “chicken fried.”

It’s kind of like calling any well-drawn deal a “Jew-negotiated contract.”

Trayf of the Week: Bacon Nation

The Bacon Nation — a heretical new Facebook group — now has more “friends” than we do.

This is not a good sign…

I hear France will welcome their invasion.

Trayf of the Week: This Guy

A cured pork tramp stamp in the shape of a cross?!  Clearly this guy was in the running for TotW.

But here’s what puts him over the top — it’s upside-down.

I have a strong suspicion he did this to himself.  Now that’s dedication to the trayf.

I hear Herr Pope has the same one...