Demi and Ashton

 


White, billowing smugness

Ashton and Demi have decided to take off to Israel to distract from rumors of Ashton’s infidelity.   Because no one’s ever been unfaithful in the Holy Land.

Note to all would-be Bathsheba’s: Cover up.  Demi will twittersmack you.

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