Frivolous lawsuits

IHOP (the International House of Pancakes) is suing IHOP (the International House of Prayer). Obviously, we’re worried about the precedent — we don’t want notorious bootlegger Jed Manischewitz threatening the Kosher wine we all know and… well, we know it.

Yes, we’re on the record supporting more makework for our underemployed shysters, but we gotta defend Hashem.  (And we’re glad to, since we know he won’t be chintzy with the billables.)

Can't we all just get along?


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