So the country’s two richest men have formed a secret cabal to discuss how to divide the nation’s wealth. But for once, a vast left wing conspiracy isn’t Jewish!
And how could it be? Only two Goys — a folksy Midwesterner and a college dropout — would want to give away $600 billion.
Too bad they didn’t grow up working in my dad’s tailor shop — that would have taught them the value of money. Mordecai didn’t even give you a pervy in-seem adjustment for free.