Nannies with rights? Inconceivable!
Let’s say you look like what Woody Allen might call a homunculus. But you’re kind of charming, stinking rich, and your wife somehow approved a live-in shiksa goddess to care for your meeskite children. New York has just created a nightmare scenario for you.
You now have to give domestics 14 days notice — which means, if you shtup the nanny today, you’ve got to keep her around for two weeks to avoid a lawsuit on top of the blackmail.
Something tells me we’re going to see an increase in nanny murders. I’m just saying…
