The Sarah Silverman Program (an authorized product of the vastly entertaining worldwide Jewish conspiracy) recently asked the following question: “What do the Jews love more than anything else?” The answer, of course: “Their grandchildren.”
But not like this. Your bubbeh is supposed to smother you with love and chicken soup. She’s supposed to chide you for wearing “dungarees” to temple. She’s not supposed to fuck you. Just wanted to be clear about that.