Israel has banned the iPad… because it’s a security threat. Really?  If I were banning dangerous things in Israel, I’d start with Birthright.  Who thinks it’s a good idea to invite horny teenagers and twentysomethings to the Holy Land?

If we had a TV channel — ya know, consisting of annoying reality shows we’d never watch but would be happy to profit off of — we’d launch Birthright.  It would air between Jersey Shore and Brighton Beach.

Maybe it was the new "Yasser Arafat is Sexy" app

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