Israel has banned the iPad… because it’s a security threat. Really? If I were banning dangerous things in Israel, I’d start with Birthright. Who thinks it’s a good idea to invite horny teenagers and twentysomethings to the Holy Land?
If we had a TV channel — ya know, consisting of annoying reality shows we’d never watch but would be happy to profit off of — we’d launch Birthright. It would air between Jersey Shore and Brighton Beach.