If I had just said we were annoyed by the Vatican comparing the prosecution of pedophilic priests to the extermination of the Jews — dayenu .
But enough is never enough at WAJT, so here’s the Top Three Reasons Child-Molesting Priests are different from Heebs.
- Jews push their children to achieve — not to help themselves achieve orgasm.
- Priests have been protected on the most heinous of charges by centuries of institutional firewalls; Jews are turned in by their neighbors when their gardener is too loud.
- When someone invites a priest to take a shower, water comes out of the nozzle.