Listen up lazy ladies, I take a lot of pills. I even have an alarm attached to my ankle to remind me it’s time for another pill — the thing goes off so often you’d think it were a shtetl guard with an itchy trigger finger.
But apparently there are femalenists out there — you know, the ones who fought for the right to take a pill — who now can’t actually be bothered to take one. Ladies, thirty pills a day is a burden. One pill a day is a brokheh .