The older a woman gets, the more she sags back to the earth. I think we all know this. Used to be that when gravity took hold of a woman’s arms, she’d just dress a little more … Orthodox. But with today’s fashion dictating rampant sleevelessness, women are tanning and toning in unholy ways.
Big mistake.
I can tell you from experience — after a long day at the hospital, a man wants to sink into some nice, soft arm pillows — not a bed of gribenes .