Listen, we’ve all been there. The wife gets a little angry, she scratches the face, she chases you till you crash the car — no biggie.
But have the decency to get a story together. May I suggest: You hopped in the car for a late night trip to Pastrami King, startled the cat who was sleeping in the back, and the little bugger scratched you and made you crash.
C’mon, Tiger. A lot of doctors play golf — but this isn’t brain surgery.