Tiger Woods

Tiger and his cat

Tiger and his pretty blonde yuchna

Listen, we’ve all been there.  The wife gets a little angry, she scratches the face, she chases you till you crash the car  — no biggie.

But have the decency to get a story together.  May I suggest: You hopped in the car for a late night trip to Pastrami King, startled the cat who was sleeping in the back, and the little bugger scratched you and made you crash.

C’mon, Tiger.  A lot of doctors play golf — but this isn’t brain surgery.

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